My Boss

He's a real workaholic who wants to make the whole team of engineers run after him. He's too energetic. I dunno where the hell he got all the energy from. Sometimes I just doubt that he's not a real human beings, either an alien or a robot emerging in my mind.

I have a presentation for my work every month. It's suffering because i have to put hell loads of time and energy to prepare it. Well, mainly about data analysis and some problem-solution thingy. This time, his turn to be assigned to present a big project to the top management. He consumes a lot of time and energy preparing the report. Now it's his turn to feel my pain in the ass. *Hehe

But a few hours before the presentation this morning, his ultimate energy was like being powered up by taking 10 tablets of vigra. He was so excited about presenting the whole project that he had done to the top management. He kept walking here and there like he had never been this busy before, trying to come out with more ideas and plans to keep his mind running. I think he just can't get rid of the excitement to show off his good work. So, at that point to kill time while waiting for the presentation, he spilled out questions like 'How much data you've gone through?','Why is it abnormal?','When will it be done?'...doubled the frequency of the same questions that he asks everyday in order to maintain and stimulate his optimal hormonal excitement. Haha. It's like maintaining erection by all day long watching porn. *Hahaha...!!

But sometimes, whenever he's taking a day off, his absence at work retards everyone's energy in moving forward. The tempo of working is slackening. On the better side of thing, a boss like him is a real daily motivator to scare off all the potential slackers.