Minna saw this on my msn avatar and said, 'Eww, your avatar is scary.'

To me, it reflects what you see and experience everyday. It seems scary but that is the real world. The bigger shark that eats you could be your colleague or your boss. Or even your friends around you. But in the mean time, you could be big enough to eat the weaker ones. Of course, you might be day-dreaming about your boss being a smaller shark... C'mon, WAKE UP! You're already in your boss' stomach. Get the hell back to work~!

On another note, don't ever backstab people. While you are doing that, you might find a knife stabbed into the flesh of your back as well. It's just like, when you are eating a smaller shark, you never know there's a bigger shark behind your tail.

P/S: I'm still in my boss' stomach, and if I'd be able to get myself big enough someday, I'd eat him raw. Hahaa..

Sharon and I had lunch this afternoon. And then I sent her off to a newly opened place called NiuZeXui. It's an open air commercial centre with everything covered under one big roof. In fact, it copies the concept in Singapore's Chinatown. It's just located 5 minutes driving distance away from my house but I've never been there.

There was about an hour before the show started. So we had drinks at Starbuck and I must say something about this Starbuck. It's a 3-storey building, standing solely in the middle of the boulevard. The 3rd floor is smoking area where you can almost touch the rooftop while you are having your coffee there. I'm just exaggerating. It's a cozy place.

Then Jennifer and Winnie came. The girls were chit-chatting and as usual, gossip. I just sat there, pretending that both of my ears were deaf. Jen and I talked alot about the old school thingy. Then they started to get ready and put on make-up in Starbuck. Wrong place to do something like that.

Later a photographer came for shooting. Sharon introduced us and I was interested in the equipment he brought. I heard he charged for every single photo that he gave away, whoa... professional, huh?

I was standing right beside him during the show. Just thought that, being as a 'professional', he should be good in choosing the right place to shoot. So I clicked my shutter whenever he clicked his. But then when he showed me some of his masterpiece, I was in doubt to say that his photographs were the best I had seen. Probably any Nikon F5 professional SLR camera would do. Though he was holding one.

On something completely different, you should check out what I've taken. Here's my MASTERPIECE without a SLR...


This is Winnie. You can see her in many pageants. She claims herself as a pageant model.?


I must introduce Jennifer. A highly potential model. And I just wanna say, she's from my high school! The way she talks and the words she uses in her language are just like the old school day. Way to go, Jen!


Sharon. One of the old folks in modeling line. Haha.




New kids on the runway.




The End. Applause, please.

Somehow I still found this funny..

In a restaurant...
Waitress: 'You want da egg wor..'
Customer: 'No thanks, I don't want any egg on my burger.'
Waitress: 'Seriausly, you wantta egg wor!'
Customer: 'Excuse me? I just said I don't want egg...'
Waitress: 'No, I said you want-ta-ait ah! You wantta wait 10 minutes!'

Try to speak this in Cantonese. It works the same way.