A mile away

Before I start criticizing someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they're a mile away with barefoot.

The world is going crazy

Here's a nice one,

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'..."

~ Chris Rock

Haha..