Have you ever experienced this?

Things that everyone experiences but no one finds in books.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of MSN:
You are not allowed to chat on MSN in the office, but when you turn on your MSN once in a while, 3 of your friends send in a 'Hello' message at the same time and your boss is standing behind you.